DaihatSue Me

The copy reads "Forget your Italian racers. This little babe-magnet is the Daihatsu Hyet MPV. Don't laugh. It packs in six comfortable seats, all of them reclining. A five speed gear box. Two sun roofs when things get hot. And even a 3 year/60,000 mile warranty of guaranteed staying power. But what really makes the Hyet MPV so attractive? The £167,503 change from a Lamborghini of course. Our price is just £8,497 on the road. For more information call us on 0800 521 700."

Oh those British and their dry wit!